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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
onbearfeet
sillylotrpolls

Hey guys, I just got back from the flea market and this one jewelry table had some GREAT stuff! Anyone want anything? $5 each or best offer.

What are you claiming from this definitely-not-suspicious flea market haul?

A crystal with an inner fire of blended tree light (caution: hurts to touch)

A globe with a thousand facets that shines like silver in the firelight

Ring set with ruby (kinda fiery?), mint condition, "unsullied"

Ring set with adamant (water I guess), mint condition, "unsullied"

Ring set with sapphire (air? seller might have been making these up), also mint

Ring with two serpents with emerald eyes and some golden flowers

Set of 7 golden rings (will split)

Set of 9 golden rings (they honestly look just like the other ones) (will split)

Necklace of countless jewels (hardly weighs anything O_O)

Necklace studded with five hundred emeralds (I did not actually count)

Just a really huge pearl (seriously, it's like the size of a dove's egg)

A little ring; the least of rings, merely a trifle (not sure why they had this)

tigerliliesandcherryblossoms
greelin

does gotham even bother with announcing the weather ever. like. is there even a need for a weather channel

appendingfic

would you risk firing the local weatherman and have him snap and buy a cut-rate weather control machine in order to become the Forecaster?

fallenangelvictorious

I feel like it could go either way, like ‘same shit as always’ or

‘It’s a sweltering 105 today in the diamond district as Firefly once again takes to the sky, so make sure to pack your fireproof blankets if you’re headed that direction’

‘Now let’s go to Justin live at Robinson Park, heya Justin how’s the weather there?’

‘Well Tami, despite Dr. Freeze taking over we are still above freezing here, sitting at a balmy 45 for the last hour but! Since Batman is known to prioritize putting out fires, temperatures could still keep dropping into the afternoon hours’

‘With the Bats busy do you think Ivy will be the weather factor there today Justin?’

‘I sure do Tami! As you know she’s currently at large, and while she’s normally against global warming I don’t think she’ll be much a fan of this sudden cold snap’

‘We’re going to have to leave it there Justin, we just got word from the meteorologists that a hurricane has started in the Gotham Harbor and is headed for amusement mile, this may turn out to be, no joke for traffic today’

listentothelittlebird
mostly-funnytwittertweets

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mortimermcmirestinks

hey good news

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there's a specifically designated role in the naked mole rat ecology for "guy who runs off into the wilderness and fucks their way into a stranger's house"

saul-tortellini

Y'all have no idea how absurdly strange naked mole rats are as creatures
They're cold-blooded mammals that live in a eusocial structure with a queen and drones, similar to ants, bees, termites and no other mammal on the planet.
They barely need to breathe, with a respiration rate low enough to let them thrive in burrows with 2% oxygen, and survive with 0 oxygen whatsoever for about 20 minutes with zero lasting effects.

They live for over 30 years, which is absurdly long for a rodent, don't grow frail with age, and are basically immune to cancer because their telomeres just never shorten.

Naked Mole Rats are rodents that attempted to evolve into bugs, failed, and unlocked the secret to immortality in the process.

marvelingjules
whereserpentswalk

Choose an eternal curse to befall you

Knowledge of the old ones

Monthly werewolf transformations (the wolf can be tamed with skill)

Brought back from the dead as something not fully human

Appearance changed to that of a horrifying monster (your mind is unchanged)

Possessed by a ghost (the ghost can be befriended)

Knowledge of possible far futures (but no knowledge of the near future)

Take the life-force of whoever you touch

The divine right of kings (your fate as a tyrant is written in stone)

Turned into an ageless genderless vampire (you must drink human blood)

Beloved by a faerie (the faerie has no human concept of morality)

Censor bars placed over every human face you see

Your and anyone who spends time around your body is slowly replaced with machine

Reblog to curse your followers and mutuals.

not-to-worry--fan-not-stalker
great-and-small

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Nobody throws shade like a biologist with burning hatred for invasive plants

sweaterkittensahoy

KILL THEM KILL THEM KILL THEM

jeanjauthor

Seriously, kill them. install goddamn ornamental cherry trees or something, if you want "pretty flowers" for your city, but get rid of the goddamn Bradford "pears." (They're not even edible!!)

dare-to-dm

Some local governments have programs where they'll give you a free replacement tree of a native species if you get rid of a bradford pear. It's worth checking out if your department of conservation has something like that.